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(FrēkSHō) -- noun: Scummy dwelling of a nefarious rage-filled little goth imp. Said creature, The Queen of the Creeplings, is a curious creature indeed. She cannot live without horror, music, literature, and chaos, may or may not currently be thinking morbid thoughts, and will, undoubtedly, drown kittens for food. Beware her tantalising gaze. |
| mom: | you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma |
| me: | THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT |
| mom: | you realize this makes you a nerd |
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| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama |
| me: | i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama |
| me: | without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers |
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| mom: | this isn't normal |